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JIM'S BIG EGO: unpop for the unpopulous!

Big Chinos

from Titanic

They're not ready for me at the office
they're not ready for me at the mall
cause when I come walking in in my pair of big chinos
the fan's gonna hit the wall
and I wear them because they're humungous
and I wear them because they are tan
and there is nothing else in my whole wardrobe I wear
makes me feel like a man no, they're just not prepared for my

Big
my pair of big chinos
my Big
my pair of big chinos
my Big
they're so damn big

Now I wear a size 34,35,36 in the waist
they're a size 88 1/2
yeah, they are Fatty Arbuckle
on Chaplin sized chinos
but don't you laugh
don't you laugh
and you ain't gonna see my shirt pocket
cause I buckle them up at my chin
and it's only my arms and my head that sticks out and the rest is all khakiyou'd better watch out for my

Big
my pair of big chinos
my Big
my pair of big chinos
my Big
they're so damn big

and No one understands me
No one understands me
No one understands me
oh I gotta break out and express my self

So I bought me a pair of reading lamps
and I strapped them both onto my belt
and I'm going out dancing tonight at the club and all you will see of my wiggling self are my

Big
my pair of big chinos
my Big
my pair of big chinos
my Big my pair of big chinos
my Big
my pair of big chinos
my Big
they're so damn big

updated: 8 years ago