JIM'S BIG EGO: unpop for the unpopulous!

I wear underwear she told me
I hate the word "panties"
I have never worn "panties"
my entire life

I nod my head
I think I understand
but I will never really know
for sure

I wear "boxers"
until they run out
then I wear "briefs"
the names of these
effect me very little during the day
that I'm aware of

I think I like "boxers"
more than "briefs"
as words
also as underwear
no,
I don't think I'd wear "panties" either
unless that was all I had left