JIM'S BIG EGO: unpop for the unpopulous!

How do I get you to think what I want you to think?
how do I get you to do what I want you to do?
how do I get you to give me permission
to allow me to say what I need to convey to you?

I want to look like I mean what I'm saying
I want to say something that doesn't mean anything
so that you will believe what I'm saying
so you won't really see what I'm doing

Because I can be allowed to do anything
if you believe I believe what I'm saying
so long as it sounds something like
the thing that you want to be hearing

because in my heart of hearts
I'm sincerely trying to please you
in my heart of hearts
I want you to love me deeply.